i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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