addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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