did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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