sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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