You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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