drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
it glows. i had to have it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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