I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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