quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
They have beer where we have blood.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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