rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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