I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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