Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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