sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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