hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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