He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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