At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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