loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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