North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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