I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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