Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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