My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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