So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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