haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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