So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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