Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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