Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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