so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
