I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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