Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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