it was like eating out sand paper
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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