Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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