I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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