you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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