is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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