He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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