am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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