i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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