...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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