Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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