therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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