yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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