doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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