I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize