I just cut my nipple shaving
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
