We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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