Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
