Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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