So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
last night I used snow as a chaser
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