It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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