I'm jealous of your bromance
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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