There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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