Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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