I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I have fence marks all over my body
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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