on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
