coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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